A real Chiffonhead…
1. Knows all of the music, not just the hits
2. Loves her in her 60’s just as much as in her 20’s
3. Remembers the colorful hair streaks
4. Has all the demos
5. Is still mad at Lindsey for ruining her skillet
6. Wishes for a chance to eat one of her famous omelettes
7. Knows the importance of 10/5/82 and will never forget Robin Anderson
8. Immediately knows who we’re talking about if we say “Mama”, “Mama Nicks”, “Steph”, “Teedee”, or “La Nicks”
9. Knows the added words to the live Rhiannon
10. Has cried over Silver Springs
11. Watches Destiny Rules and smiles the entire way through
12. Thinks her stubbornness and determination is adorable
13. Is still waiting for her to get a damn driver’s license
14. Remembers why Stevie bought a Porche (lol.. Cocaine and Risky Business!)
15. Is endlessly entertained by Stevie and Lindsey pretending to skate on the Unleashed Encores, especially when accompanied with a butt-bump ;)
16. Always has a disturbing mental picture of Stevie and Mick when they hear Storms
17. Thinks of her whenever they see a Tiffany lamp
18. Still finds her beautiful without a stitch of makeup
19. Loves her piano playing, guitar playing, and artwork as well
20. Abuses the Ledge forum
21. Remembers when Stevie parked Keith’s car in the neighbor’s bedroom :D
22. Laughs every time they watch Stevie play with the singing fish
23. Would give their right arm for Karen’s job, or to be one of her Yorkies
24. Has slowed down the sped-up parts of Destiny Rules to watch Stevie and Lindsey take bong hits. (Classic)
25. Is annoyed when people say she was better on cocaine
26. Understands the meaning of the words “Klono-sexy”, “Tusk-alicious”, and “Nicksian”
27. ‘Reads between her lines’ and knows she is the greatest modern writer alive
28. Misses her overbite
29. Has mentally made flow-charts of her love life
30. Cried with relief when “the boots” came back
31. Has bought a “Stevie moon”, probably on eBay
32. Has attempted a Tusk bun on themself secretly (if they’re female… Or maybe not. We don’t judge.)
33. Regularly spends their days watching bootlegged concerts
34. Still believes in the mysterious kind of sexy
35. Would eat Hamburger Helper every night, if it was with Stevie
36. Ships Linds and Mama, even just a little. Because no matter what happens, we’re happy when she’s happy. And Lindsey always knows how to make her smile.
37. Knows the backstories on everything from Edge, to Nightbird, to Storms, to Silver Springs, to Landslide, to Sara, to Dreams, to Sorcerer, to Sisters of the Moon, to If Anyone Falls, to Rooms on Fire, to Stand Back, to Leather and Lace, to Rhiannon, etc
38. Doesn’t believe every ‘Rumour’ they hear
39. Quotes her, in all her glory and ridiculousness, constantly
40. Melts at the “Stevie giggle”
41. Has attempted the Edge Walk
42. Knows there was never an assistant who did a certain job with a certain straw
43. Thinks that what she’s done wrong teaches us just as much as what she’s done right and admires her despite her flaws
44. Is inspired by everything she says
45. Can tell what year a picture is from by her hair
46. Respects all of Fleetwood Mac, and her solo band too
47. Is touched by her work for our soldiers
48. Laughs at 99% of the things she says, sometimes when she’s serious (“It didn’t want to leave me.”, “You wouldn’t say that to Bob Dylan.”, etc)
49. Wishes she knew how much she impacted their life
and 50. Will never forget what she’s done for us
Ok, so maybe they’re not all true to everybody. But it’s damn amusing, and mostly accurate, and it was fun to write. <3
Ummm this is amazing and is my life.
THIS!
